User Profile
Add Friend
Add Note
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift
Dr. RocketClock
Sleeping my way to the shop.
Created on 2004-10-09 04:06:15 (#4777803), last updated 2004-11-01
2 comments received, 4 comments posted
Basic Account [Gift]
2 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 1 Userpic
BioI'm someone your Mother would invite around for dinner.
I would pass on the meal and go straight downstairs.
I will eat your Mother.
She will taste nice.
-------------------------
1) I endeavour to make sense.
Slight lie. I will bicker and it will be intense, but I will not whine. There is a very good.
2) No holds barred.
My Mother always said, "You are a beautiful creature,"
which means "She has dementia".
I'm not sure what "No holds barred" means, but "quotation marks" give me a boner.
3) I will educate the world on subjects which need adressing.
An example of this would be world famine. I have locked many people in rooms with no food, and one day I hope everyone in the world will be in a room with no food. And a tarpaulin.
4) I will invent a new sport each time I think of one.
Such as "Ricochet", which involves a metallic room, and two or more contestants with guns. Guns with bullets in them. You are not allowed to aim directly at the other players, only the walls and yourself. You are automatically a winner if you shoot yourself.
5) I will report on bodily functions.
Bodily functions are hilarious. Just like cream cheese, and cheesecakes.
Most things involving cheese are hilarious, and probably should not be mentioned in reference to bodily functions.
I would pass on the meal and go straight downstairs.
I will eat your Mother.
She will taste nice.
-------------------------
1) I endeavour to make sense.
Slight lie. I will bicker and it will be intense, but I will not whine. There is a very good.
2) No holds barred.
My Mother always said, "You are a beautiful creature,"
which means "She has dementia".
I'm not sure what "No holds barred" means, but "quotation marks" give me a boner.
3) I will educate the world on subjects which need adressing.
An example of this would be world famine. I have locked many people in rooms with no food, and one day I hope everyone in the world will be in a room with no food. And a tarpaulin.
4) I will invent a new sport each time I think of one.
Such as "Ricochet", which involves a metallic room, and two or more contestants with guns. Guns with bullets in them. You are not allowed to aim directly at the other players, only the walls and yourself. You are automatically a winner if you shoot yourself.
5) I will report on bodily functions.
Bodily functions are hilarious. Just like cream cheese, and cheesecakes.
Most things involving cheese are hilarious, and probably should not be mentioned in reference to bodily functions.
Friends [View Entries]
Communities [View Entries]
Feeds [View Entries] Watching (0)
